Sunday, May 15, 2005

why shaq should only ever be an mvp in hot dog eating contest

Ok, so if anyone follows sports they probably already know that steve nash won the NBA MVP in the closest voting in quite some time apparently. Now, the only person who made their opinion public in an article was some lame ass journalist for a paper in you guessed Miami.........
Now the columnist for the Miami herald Dan Lebetard whose last name i suspect is french for "the bastard" said Nash won because he was white and he was a skinny one dimensional basketball player and he stole it from Shaq. right. Becau8se we all know Shaq is definitely a five tool threat, well atleast at the buffet line he is. Remember all the games this season were shaq would use the pick and roll then step behind the arc and drain the three? No? Ok, remember how shaq would always drain those 17 foot j's? No? Fine, how about all those games where shaq would make sweet bounce passes to his powerforward in the paint.......No? Oh wait that's because Nash does all those things. Nash averaged 11.5(1st in nba highest since 95) assists per game and 16 points, Last year the suns were 29-53 this year they went 62-20, the third biggest turn around in history, (they were 2-5 when nash wasn't healthy) Big "Weasel" O'neal went 22.6 pts and 10.6(8th in NBa) rebs per game, which isn't terrible but NOT mvp stats that's for sure. Last year Miami finished with a 42-40 2nd in the atlantic division, the suns finished third last. Now this year they were the best team in the league. So betard, your right shaq is not a one dimensional player who scores all of his points in the paint and he is 70 percent free throw shooter..........yeah........

also to consider why i think Shaq is over rated....

1. His self proclaimed nickname "diesel" ....ironically enough wasn't diesel a white dude in the wwf, but that's ok he didn't beat shaq for mvp, probably just tied him for 2nd.
2.Nash can run the court, the last time shaq ran the ball he had to be immeaditely supplied with an oxygen mask, and some change to tip the cab driver.
3. dude is 7 feet tall and three hundred pounds and in decent shape, and still only put up 22/10.6 i'm sorry but at that size you should be more than the self proclaimed most dominant force in the Nba....
4. When Shaq was injured the heat went 6-3..........
5. Nash had had career highs in fg percentage, 3pt percentage and assists
6. Shaq had near career lows in mins played,ppg and his worst season in ft percentage....
ect ect ect

The best test will be if there is a heat suns final

4 Comments:

Blogger Butterscotch said...

I miss hockey...

5:35 PM  
Blogger Briananthony said...

me tooo...............especially since canada lost the gold medal in the IIHF tourny

5:45 PM  
Blogger LBomb said...

Dude. Props for an actual informed post. You didn't just say "Shaq sucks" (which he does) and left it at that. You went on to prove he sucks. Shaq smells like hot dogs.

11:17 PM  
Blogger Briananthony said...

Yeah, i used to be a fan of Shaq, but now, not so much. I mean anyone can he sucks and be right, it's much more effective and fun to point out why he sucks so much

12:00 AM  

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