1.Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people
2.Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark,
but because the dark is afraid of Churck Norris
3.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows
5.Chuck Norris is my homeboy
6. When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets
7.Chuck Norris doesn't write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
8.Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
9.The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been
there, in which case it's soaked in blood and tears.
10. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
11. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
12.When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.